New Harker Purity Test

Caution: This is not a bucket list. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in a ruined future.


Click on every item you have done.

  1. Worn sweatpants to school?
  2. Been dress-coded?
  3. Run in the hallways of main?
  4. Got caught for doing non-Harker related things on your laptop in class?
  5. Have your laptop or phone suddenly go off in class?
  6. Have earbuds in during class?
  7. Wear a hoodie during class?
  8. Cracked a sex joke in class?
  9. Swore in front of a teacher?
  10. Flipped off a teacher when they weren't looking?
  11. Talked shit about a teacher when they were right behind you?
  12. Set off library alarm when trying to walk out?
  13. Got kicked out of the library?
  14. Got moved down in a class?
  15. Joined DECA?
  16. Bring anything peanut-related to school?
  17. Asked a teacher for "extra work to boost a grade"?
  18. Recieved a better grade than you deserved and didn't tell the teacher?
  19. Used tiny.cc/textbooks?
  20. Put down your friends name when buying a boba?
  21. Called into Williamson?
  22. Fallen asleep during any sort of school meeting?
  23. Fallen asleep in class?
  24. Sent a friend request to a teacher on Facebook?
  25. Family donated more than $2500 for the new gym and now you have a stone with your name on it?
  26. Gotten your car towed more than once in the same week?
  27. Ridden a skateboard on campus?
  28. Got a new car as your first car?
  29. Driven your friends before you got your year?
  30. Parked in Lion or La Teraza?
  31. Parked on-campus?
  32. Stalked your friends' addresses on the student directory without them knowing?
  33. Blamed your friends for something you did?
  34. Cut the lunch line?
  35. Eaten in Main?
  36. Dropped a plate of food?
  37. Left your food/trash out after lunch?
  38. Throw trash in the wrong bin?
  39. Throw away metal utensils?
  40. Used Wikipedia as the foundation of your research?
  41. Made up facts during a presentation?
  42. Submitted an assignment due at 12:00 at 11:59?
  43. Sladered homework during passing period before class?
  44. Uploaded a corrupt file to Schoology?
  45. Postpone a test for more than a week?
  46. Use a mechanical pencil on a final/AP test?
  47. Gone to sleep consistantly past 12?
  48. Pull an all-nighter?
  49. Came to school when you're sick?
  50. Skipped school to avoid a test?
  51. Used a college visit to get out of class?
  52. Ask your friend to sign in for you for college visits?
  53. Told your teacher you needed to see the nurse in class to take a stroll?
  54. Skipped school or class meeting?
  55. Snuck out of class to hang out with someone?
  56. Left school in the middle of the day and came back?
  57. Gone into a teacher's classroom when they're not there and look around?
  58. Written something inappropriate on the art wall?
  59. Gone to the roof of Nichols?
  60. Snuck into the RPAC basement?
  61. Hop/slide under any of the Harker fences?
  62. Lied about your GPA or score to anyone?
  63. Lie to a friend about what was on the test so you can get a higher curve?
  64. Bomb a final but still have the same grade in the class?
  65. Bragged about owning some sort of company?
  66. Done the dance show for PE credits?
  67. Faked PE credits?
  68. Faked volunteer hours?
  69. Taken something from the lost and found that wasn't yours?
  70. Stolen anything?
  71. Founded a club with two members?
  72. Used the honor code to tell your teacher you did the homework when you didn't?
  73. Borrowed anything of your friends' and tell the teacher it was yours?
  74. Used a smartwatch to cheat during a test?
  75. Asked a kid in the grade above for a test?
  76. Recieved a test from a kid in the grade above?
  77. Had to sit in front of Honor Council?
  78. Flirted over Harker gmail?
  79. Dated an underclassman as an upperclassman?
  80. Had a relationship that lasted less than a month in highschool?
  81. Tried to hack a teacher account?
  82. Tried to hack a student account?
  83. Vaped or smoked at school?
  84. Go to class under the influence?
  85. Got lit before attending any school dance/event?
  86. Gone commando to school?
  87. Get turned on in class?
  88. Tinder swiped at school?
  89. Had a crush on a teacher?
  90. Watched porn at school?
  91. Tried to make a move on someone who was taken?
  92. 1st base on campus?
  93. 2nd base on campus?
  94. 3rd base on campus?
  95. 4th base on campus?
  96. Been caught for any sexual-related activity at school?
  97. Think of transferring to another school?
  98. Joked about suicide/complain that life is too hard?
  99. Been suspended?
  100. Been expelled?

Your score: